I Will Fistfight 100 Barracuda If It's The Last Thing I Do

when I grow up I want to be roadkill 💜

I can’t stand it when people say men are prone to cheating because they’re “GeNETIcAlly WiREd” to do so. Like oh. I didn’t realize men were a different species. This is such a dumb argument, and if you believe this you’re doing your intelligence a disservice.

Addicted to investigating that pussy. Call that. Gynecologiholic.

how many people were conceived on the 4th of July. I just wanna know. Like. At least 25 a year, right?

I love doing art fight and getting inspired by all the beautiful art on there, like, oh I’m so creatively lubricated. Absolutely SOPPING with creativity. I’m leaving a moist trail of juicy inspiration. Grab a bucket and a mop.

Pride month is almost over and u haven’t met my gay quota FUCKKKKK. They’re gonna GET me bro. And take away my pronouns. And my cartoon sticks of TNT... Shiiittttt.

The Good Lord Almighty knew not to give me the determination to become a medical doctor because He knew I would make mpreg real

*takes long blow of bubble wand* holy shit I needed that. Anyways back to my shift at the sunshine and rainbows factory

stopped my two week streak of having a pb and j sandwich for lunch not because I got tired of it, but because I went through an entire load of bread and I ran out.

in the rooms straight up Backin’ “it” and by “it”… let’s just say… *heh*… my rooms

is it cake BACKROOMS EDITION

lord keep me away from heavy machinery

JUSTICE FOR DR. STRATT she totally did do allat but IT WAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD

“Self shipping is cringe!” Dooont care. I’m kissing ALL of my blorbos (on the lips). Nothing matters and nobody can stop me.