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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly
[ID: a tweet from Hozier that reads: “Be quiet, Silica Gel, can’t you see I’m starving.” Posted at 1:03AM, December 27, 2012. End ID.]
#when he’s a total daddy but is also acting like such a dad already
PEDRO PASCAL as JOEL MILLER The Last of Us (2023– )
THE LAST OF US episode 1 + trivia/speculation

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1899 + memes [1/???]
harry….. chris pine… dakota…. florence…. IN A FILM PRODUCED BY CATHERINE THEE HARDWICKE WHO CREATED THE MOST ICONIC TWILIGHT FILM….. IN A THRILLER??!?!??!??? FUCK I KNOW THE COLOR PALETTE WILL BE COOL TONED AND MY PUSSY IS THROBBING
Watermelon Sugar | Harry Styles
guy fieri doing dd&d over zoom is exactly what the world needs at a time like this
At least show us the bison!
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Tessa Thompson and Evan Rachel Wood, two openly bisexual actresses, spooning so softly and tragically romantic in all white bed sheets
I'm okay with being observed and perceived, but being interpreted is where I draw the fucking line
people make a lot of touch-starved gay jokes about Lush but the truth is it’s not a gay experience, it’s a human experience. no one is safe, no one is immune.
you walk in there for the first time thinkin’ I’m gonna buy some hand soap today and then some dude who smells like something impossible, like he’s being described by a YA author, he smells like lavender, leather, and the steam coming from hot pavement after a short summer rain,
That guy. He comes up to you and he asks if he can help you sample something. He leads you to a small, metal basin of water. It’s so pastoral, it’s so quaint. You can imagine it sitting beside your bed with a porcelain pitcher in your farm cottage for you to use to wash your face in the morning.
He rolls up your sleeve a bit, and you awkwardly apologize for not doing it yourself, and he says it’s fine.
Sir LeatherRain gently rinses your hand in the warm water, and then he dries it off attentively. Then he massages some of the product into your palm. It’s the cinnamon bean massage bar. He says “don’t you love how it feels warm as you rub it in?”
He’s making more direct eye contact with you than you’ve ever made in your entire life.
As he finishes, a woman who smells like coffee beans and pink-skied winter sunrises approaches and says “oh I LOVE that product.”
You know it’s about the sell. It’s transactional, but you’re in love. You can’t help it.
You’re also More uncomfortable than you’ve ever been in your entire life.
As you walk away to the register, you clench your hand and unclench it like Mr. Darcy when he touches Elizabeth Bennet’s hand to help her out of a coach.
As someone who’s worked at Lush I assure you it’s just as weirdly intimate to be the one rubbing lotions into other people’s skin
oh thank god
Lush has some bizarro magic going on i once wore a hat i’d knitted into a lush shop and one of the staff members casually complimented it and i went home and i got half way through knitting them one to take into the shop as a gift before i realised how fucking whacked out a thing that would be to do like i was ensorcelled there was spell work upon me
obsessed with this
whew
Update: Mexicans convinced the South Korean ambassador to Mexico to come out and take a shot of tequila with them.
Korean, brother, you are now mexican.
For those wondering what they’re chanting.
Now this is diplomacy

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YEAR OF THE RAT
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