Meme Machine

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

with that attitude you need to go to McManners and order a cordial pleaseburger. with extra polite.

whole american economy rn is like, ai, gambling, and ozempic

free healthcare should include teeth actually

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

this baby Blue Heron killed the dinosaurs.

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

You should be able to have zero dollars to your name and still have everything you need to survive, dependable housing, food, water, clothing, personal care necessities like soap and deodorant and toilet paper and period products, medicine and the prescriptions/healthcare you need to live comfortably… not everyone’s life should be focused on the accumulation of wealth, and yet society is structured around earning money being the only way to survive or do anything at all. Some humans are really good at earning money because it gives them purpose but that shouldn’t be how everyone has to live

[ID: a photo of a white dog sleeping on a human bed, wrapped up in a pink blanket. Over top is a caption in white text, "How i sleep knowing i get another chance tomorrow" End ID.]

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

i keep thinking i will just figure it out later but given my track record of [gestures vaguely] i am not so sure anymore