I Like That

My cat can open her jaw wider than I can open mine.

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

if i have one more person say sparkles on this post im gonna blow i swear to god

what the fuck. comics are magic

somebody put a quimpsy spurl on my blorbo

she quimps on my jarns til I nittles

I just think it’s crazy how we’re so critical of women in STEM. you drill ONE hole in reality and release Evil and then suddenly people are cancelling you