"The time has come," the walrus said.

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

Can that be called a Gomenaslide

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

We all like to think we can handle change gracefully, and then someone rearranges our grocery store.

can they make a healthy cigarette yet man? shut the fuck up about ai and create a cigarette that makes my lungs better

guys my wish for reaching rank a is a new pokemon mystery dungeon game