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Hadestown Hades be like I miss my wife so I'm gonna make it everyone's problem by inventing global warming

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what-even-is-thiss

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

#kinda sucks being a fictional robot enjoyer right now tbh #but also. like. I'm sorry they'll never convince me that chatgpt is a person #I do still enjoy a good story about an inhumane character exploring how they relate to personhood though #even if its been somewhat tainted by techbros insisting their llm is a totally on the verge of real consciousness #the theme is still tasty to me

what-even-is-thiss

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

#kinda sucks being a fictional robot enjoyer right now tbh #but also. like. I'm sorry they'll never convince me that chatgpt is a person #I do still enjoy a good story about an inhuman character exploring how they relate to the concept of personhood #that theme is still tasty to me #even if its been somewhat tainted by ai techbros insisting that their llm is totally on the verge of real consciousness

orcboxer

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

hershelwilks

Love Stabby as a ship name so much but it makes me laugh every time I think about its full government name being Stabitha. Sounds so dignified. Stabby threatens you with a gun. Stabitha forcefully requests your non-optional presence in the family prison.

#scarlet hollow

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homunculus-argument

Besides the obvious like having financial security, being able to support your community and take care of friends and family, the whole "money doesn't bring happiness" bullshit is still bullshit because even if we only look at it from "buying frivolous trinkets" point of view, there's so many fun things I'd get myself commissioned just for shits and giggles.

For one, I'd get my dental layout scanned and then use the 3d model of my teeth to commission a giant pair of pincers where the cutters are replaced with a life-sized metal recreation of my teeth. I would use these to press bite marks on all sorts of things that a human being physically could not bite into, and emotionally would not want to.

For no other reason than to fuck with people. Just so they can see a very obviously human bite mark on something and wonder how the fuck did someone bite a goddamn brick wall, and why would anybody do that.

#op you have a beautiful vision and should be given the money to accomplish it

grynwood

When they're both Orpheus and Eurydice>>>>

An exercise in making animatics that absolutely kicked my ass

#tlt #the locked tomb #griddlehark

asmrgaret

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

asmrgaret

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

galaxywarp

shortcircuit908

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

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do-not-u-dare

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

imperiuswrecked

Finding a new blorbo like:

imperiuswrecked

this one really resonated with you all, huh

thememedaddy

New fun oc question to think about:

If given a death note, would your oc use it?

#just thinking about it in regards to certain characters #ocs #writing

damazcuz

Squeezing oc like a stress ball. Throwing oc at the wall like a tennis ball. Dribbling oc on the ground like a basket ball. Whacking oc with a club like golf ball. AND OTHER SUCH ACTIVIES THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

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doityourselfbombs

what if you had a cunty little bob and a fun knife collection and then your best friend died and you bring him back inside your head and somehow you become a mother and a father and a sister at once to a child who MIGHT be two of your dead friends and then you become nonbinary and find out that child is actually the soul of the earth. happened to my good friend paul.

#the locked tomb #camilla hect #palamedes sextus #nona the ninth #tlt spoilers #ntn spoilers

tragediegh

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

bluejayblueskies

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