🐇slutty girlboy🐇

being turned on makes me kinda stupid, you should take advantage of that

casting my spell that makes you touch yourself to the thought of me

It's always fun to have friends who love drooling over your nudes. Like, my friends are fellow sluts who crave my cock and that's just a normal part of my day! How cool!

if i was paul mccartney i'd [realises i don't know enough about the beatles to finish this] [remembers i don't need to "know things"] call john lennon a faggot

dm’ing people on here is so embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️hi it’s me the giant pervert who lives in your phone. how’s it going

i've been more peer pressured to watch star wars in my life than to do drugs

girl help they are making me do my job at work

when the music fucks you with the strap #yes

But does anypony notice but does anypony care

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love