like it’s literally always fucking tuesday…............. i can’t go a week without there being a tuesday

bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week....anyway i’m bitches

Petition for more tv shows to have random unexplained hallucinogenic dance battles. Would improve my experience as a viewer

I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps

ppl are implying this is fake and I won’t try to convince u bc idc but I gotta ask: do u think if I wanted to make something up it would be a story where I’m sitting at mcdonalds alone and eavesdropping on teenagers when one of them said something funny? do u really think that’s the flattering picture of myself I wish to present? sad nosy lady at mcdonalds?

why am I not a small, well-loved domestic cat