I wanted to think about how fine everything is

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

If it’s wide enough we can all hold hands!!!!

🫵 your plushies like it when you kiss them

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection