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mice are having sex in my walls :(
the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled
@oyavaski i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????
never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are
you fucked those mice yourself
I fucked those mice myself
OP has transitioned from a regular manicurist to a nail artist who creates designs for Barbie dolls, and people order custom nail designs from her. (cr 61的花花世界)
if "29" is your idea of an older woman you have a flickering pale aura and you will not survive daylight saving time

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Ranting about how terribly unsafe the cybertruck is. I dunno if anyone called out Elon on his shit design, but a car that
A: has lithium ion batteries, which are known for exploding when overheating or punctured
B: a needlessly expensive and tough exterior with no crumple zones (go play with a newtons cradle dipshit)
C: really stupidly strong glass, so firefighters cannot get in if the car explodes
D: electric doors that entomb you afton fnaf 6 style if the power cuts
It seems like the whole design is meant to kill you in a blazing inferno. Or in a car crash (for a supposed supergenius he sure doesnt seem to know shit about kinetic energy and collisions)
Reminder for anyone who has forgotten that these things are more than just an aesthetic crime
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What it feels like tor ealize it's not your problem and never was
my serotonin?:(

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today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring
Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?
we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation
So after extensive interrogation I have an update:
my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.
the truth is actually weirder
she’s aware dandelions look like this
she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions
she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?
she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.
gosh I enjoy this website
For comparison, this is a daffodil
See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.
i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)
Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???
This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.
They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!
This is a marigold:
….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u