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Republicans win when there is low voter turn out.
Senator Bernie Sanders telling all of your asses to go vote (via virelay)

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When someone signs up for three duty weekends in a row
the signs when angry
“i’m fine :)” *makes passive little comments for a week*: VIRGO, libra
*gives you the cold shoulder to the point you get frostbite* *may or may not be also planning their revenge*: SCORPIO, capricorn
*uses their intuition to hit you where it hurts you most then cries about it when they’re alone*: CANCER, PISCES
*erupts into a volcano of pure fury* *is fine 0.5 seconds later*: SAGITTARIUS, leo, aries, gemini
*appears fine* *goes off over a tiny thing a week later*: taurus, aquarius
Strong words to use on a Resume
If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.
Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”
I hope this is helpful to you.
Now this is a great resume list of action words. I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs. Saving for future use.
Why the signs giggle
because you complimented them: Capricorn, Leo, Cancer
because they find themselves hilarious: Libra, Aquarius, Aires
because of dirty jokes: Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo
because they giggle at fucking everything:Gemini, Sagittarius, Taurus

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When an RA says that they put a lot of effort into their pre-made bulletin board
befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for it but you got a backstage pass too, free of charge. welcome to hell
i don’t know what the context of this is.. but a goat was arrested.
holy shit i think this is my coworker’s goat!!!! it recently was arrested. goat got drunk (my coworker is in a frat) and was wandering around San Marcos causing a raucous
Omg this is makes this 10x more hilarious
Apparently that was a different goat, which means including the goat at tim hortons, a total of three goats have been arrested recently.
Generally how I have to be removed from a brunch buffet.
In the middle ages, animals were treated as people by the legal system. A group of rats were once on trial for eating a bunch of a farmer’s crops. A rooster was once put on trial for laying the “heinous and unnatural act” of laying an egg.

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Here’s Perry to bless all your blogs so that we may continue our loving and #savecarmilla
Never make fun of someone’s passion because that’s the thing that saves them from the world.
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You need to be a little bit crazy. Crazy is the price you pay for having an imagination. It’s your superpower. Tapping into the dream. It’s a good thing not a bad thing.
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me: *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care but,
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YOU RUTH BADER BELIEVE IT