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Republicans win when there is low voter turn out.

Senator Bernie Sanders telling all of your asses to go vote (via virelay)

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storiesfromthera

When someone signs up for three duty weekends in a row

eatprayzodiac

the signs when angry

“i’m fine :)” *makes passive little comments for a week*: VIRGO, libra

*gives you the cold shoulder to the point you get frostbite* *may or may not be also planning their revenge*: SCORPIO, capricorn

*uses their intuition to hit you where it hurts you most then cries about it when they’re alone*: CANCER, PISCES

*erupts into a volcano of pure fury* *is fine 0.5 seconds later*: SAGITTARIUS, leo, aries, gemini

*appears fine* *goes off over a tiny thing a week later*: taurus, aquarius

sleepyreyrey

Strong words to use on a Resume

If you have ever had to write a resume for work or for an application, then you know the hardest part is figuring out what type of words to use that sound professional and and intelligent.

Example: If an application asks you if you have any relevant experience for a job at a day care center and you have experience, like you have babysat children. You would look at the words in the columns to see what words you should use that will help your resume stand out. You might put down “Have supervised and attended to children on a regular basis.”

I hope this is helpful to you.

rampyourvoice

Now this is a great resume list of action words. I love that it’s broken down by types of jobs. Saving for future use.

Why the signs giggle

because you complimented them: Capricorn, Leo, Cancer

because they find themselves hilarious: Libra, Aquarius, Aires

because of dirty jokes: Scorpio, Pisces, Virgo

because they giggle at fucking everything:Gemini, Sagittarius, Taurus

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storiesfromthera

When an RA says that they put a lot of effort into their pre-made bulletin board

drakburak

greelin

befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for it but you got a backstage pass too, free of charge. welcome to hell

billaba

babygoatsandfriends

i don’t know what the context of this is.. but a goat was arrested.

pokesmot240

holy shit i think this is my coworker’s goat!!!! it recently was arrested. goat got drunk (my coworker is in a frat) and was wandering around San Marcos causing a raucous

dailypizzaeater-deactivated2016

Omg this is makes this 10x more hilarious

babygoatsandfriends

Apparently that was a different goat, which means including the goat at tim hortons, a total of three goats have been arrested recently.

joshwatchintv

Generally how I have to be removed from a brunch buffet.

edwardspoonhands

In the middle ages, animals were treated as people by the legal system. A group of rats were once on trial for eating a bunch of a farmer’s crops. A rooster was once put on trial for laying the “heinous and unnatural act” of laying an egg.

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pinkyinthecloset

Here’s Perry to bless all your blogs so that we may continue our loving and #savecarmilla

wordsnquotes

Never make fun of someone’s passion because that’s the thing that saves them from the world.

Unknown (via wordsnquotes)

pleatedjeans

via

tayintheflesh-deactivated201707

THE SNACK MACHINE !!!?!

queenwhiskey

A weapon to surpass metal gear

wordsnquotes

You need to be a little bit crazy. Crazy is the price you pay for having an imagination. It’s your superpower. Tapping into the dream. It’s a good thing not a bad thing.

Ruth Ozeki, A Tale for the Time Being (via wordsnquotes)

famousest-deactivated20210114

i wish u clear skin and happiness

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