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This is everything I didn’t know I needed to see today

firehose had a head start this match was rigged

When there is a super attractive woman around that is not my type, I somehow feel powerful. Like I am immune to magic or something.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT GET THE JOKE

*draws a dong on it*

i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.

The only Pokemon post I care for.

“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”

I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER

I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR

I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS

I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE