if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

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if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

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Itâs just marbles
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Dream Girl Drama (Big Shots Series) by Tessa Bailey
"I'll love you until the sun goes dark."

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he needs enrichment
not to be all "these two words will change your life" or whatever, but I promise you, programming in "good catch!" as your response to people correcting you/pointing out errors or whatever removes so much friction from interactions, and comes with a delightful happy meal toy of "not hating yourself so much for making mistakes"
Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.
âur so quietâ thanks i do not want to talk to you

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I will always land on you like a sucker punch Singing I am your worst, I am your worst nightmare, na na na na na
She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about
the lion does not concern herself with papa
"isn't it unrealistic that every time some rebellion shit goes on in District 12 it's someone related to or connected to Lucy Gray" no because Snow committed the cardinal sin of dating someone from a big family in a small town
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jack likes to feel huge and just be all over bitty. some ways this happens:
bitty is standing there mid-conversation w someone and jack comes up behind him and drapes himself over bittyâs shoulders and settles all his body weight on bittyâs back
bittyâs knees buckle
âjack whYâ
âincrease your weight class bittleâ
must be big spoon (âjack let me breatheâ ânoâ)
bitty sitting on the couch and jack just throws himself across bittyâs lap #highdrama
sitting on bittyâs lap at parties (âyouâre crushing meâ âstop skipping leg dayâ)
bending down in exaggerated ways to kiss bitty and leaning down over him and wrapping his arms around him
bitty is asleep in bed and jack comes home late (roadie? game? who knows rly) and just flops on top of bitty
first time it happens bitty thinks heâs being smothered
he wakes up and screams
jack is like âshut up iâm trying to sleepâ
any time bitty is lying down anywhere. reading on the couch? studying on the floor? sunbathing outside? must lie on top of him.
Must Pick Bittle Upâ˘
fireman lifts
bridal style
just throw him over your shoulder itâs fine
i see youâre sitting on that bench bittle. well NOW you have to wrap your legs around my waist haha.
i canât be bothered bending down so iâm just going to lift you up to kiss you okay
oh youâre sitting over there. well if i pull you across the couch, youâll be sitting in my lap. imagine that.
(âjaCK ZIMMERMAnn let me liveâ)
âhere sit between my legs and lean back against my chestâ
making out? cool cool cool. would be better if i were lying on top of you though.
lying with his face mashed into bittyâs chest, bitty playing with his hair
âyouâre drooling on my shirt, honeyâ
âshh no iâm notâ
âewâ
folding bitty into a little ball and curling around him entirely (âjack my knees hurtâ âlet me love youâ)
bitty pancaked across jackâs chest this time
âare you lying on top of me? i canât actually tell because itâs like someone laid a tiny cat on my chest. or like a feather or something.â
âshut UPâ

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Whenever Bella left the Forks area code she got into so much avoidable nonsense
we were so robbed of a halloween party hosted at the cullen house in both the books and the movies. you just KNOW alice would've planned the FUCK out of a halloween party. edward in the most pretentious costume you've ever seen (some niche 18th century poet. bella and alice had to convince him to even dress up at all, so this was the compromise), alice in a gorgeous, historically accurate joan of arc costume which everyone spends the whole night complimenting and wondering where on earth she got it (carlisle's antiques collection. knowing him, it's probably the real thing), and jacob turns up 2 hours late in a shitty vampire cloak, white face paint, plastic fangs and the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen. edward spends most of the night glarring at him from across the room while standing in the corner pretending to sip from his red solo cup. god, what a missed opportunity.