what the hell? sure.

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

TRUE HATERS, SINCE DAY 1 THEY HAVENT BEEN GIVING THEM A FUCKING INCH

20 years later. you're kermit. opening night at the muppet theater. you look up. you can't believe it. those two awful cunts from next door are here. neither of them died yet. they're going to be here, forever.

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

I've seen hundreds - maybe even thousands - of images over the years. and so i've become somewhat of an expert on the topic