OMG

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

mi daughter

Same

ive successfully convinced my coworkers im dumb as hell by coming into work high everyday so now theyll be really impressed when i behave normally and coherently

I can’t believe 2021 is in 3 months

(does one thing) hm i think i deserve a little reward :) (walks around in circles listening to music for three hours)

let’s say, hypothetically, i did the mash. and, for the sake of debate, let’s say it was a monster mash. would that, hypothetically speaking, mean that it would be a graveyard sm

imagine this: a discord server, populated by people using their real first and last names and using pictures of themselves as profile pictures. to some this may sound far-fetched, but to others this is... reality.

Joy is stored in the wildly inaccurate Halloween skeleton

Spell: Conjure Bone-Bastard; summons d4 wildly inaccurate skeletal creatures

gonna say something controversial and it’s that carrot cake is fucking delicious and possibly the best cake flavour 

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