OMGCP CONFESSIONS

“CP makes me feel more comfortable with being gay in an athletic environment & makes me look forward to going into a college team.” -Anonymous

“I feel like this year's plot line has made it so I don't know anything about the tadpoles! What are their full names? Their interests? Why does Whiskey like hanging out with the lacrosse team so much?” -Anonymous

“If I was a random Samwell student who didn't personally know any of them, I would be genuinely frightened of the hockey team.” -Anonymous

“Lardo gives me life, my beautiful daughter is a goddess” -Anonymous

“It's sad that the rest of the main cast have become background characters now that the story is focused on Jack and Bitty's secret love story :(” -Anonymous

“As much as I liked the updates of Year 3, I feel like there's a lack of screen time for the other characters, especially the frogs. I hope we see more of them in the future.” -Anonymous

“I want to have a Jack Zimmermann glow-up” -Anonymous

“I really love the friendship that Ransom and Holster have, physically and emotionally they are a great example of what male friendships could be without the toxic 'no homo' vein. But at the same time I want them to be a couple. They love each other so much and I feel like I'm doing their friendship a disservice and proving the 'no homo' point.” -Anonymous

“Why does Shitty hate the Lax bros so much? What started this war?” -Anonymous

“Before I checked out OMGCP I thought that Nickelodeon's Chowder got a revival because of all the text posts involving CP!Chowder.” -Anonymous

“when i find myself in times of trouble shitty knight comes to me, speaking words of wisdom, 'smonk the weed'.” -Anonymous

“everyone seems to looove kent parson, and i have no idea why. i hate him SO much....” -Anonymous

“Confession: What is up with hockey players and gold chain necklaces? It's always been a pet peeve for me. Take it off, hahaha! And now even my son Alexei Mashkov is seen wearing one! (Oh my god, it's so tacky. Not you too, Tater.)” -Anonymous

“Confession: I really hope whiskey comes out as queer in some way so Bitty can have someone on the team who he can identify with. It's so important to me that he has gay friends.” -Anonymous

“I want gay tadpoles and I want bitty to mentor them as the gay hockey den mother” -Anonymous