Let's Set Something On Fire

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

bought a big black umbrella recently and now every time i use it i think about "thought the cunt was turning into a bat"

I really like that it’s not getting ripped off he’s mad about, but specifically seeing someone apply his writing style to an international tragedy. What a weirdly wholesome dude.

I’m sorry I just had an out of body experience when bugs said “you’re a sexist”

how the hell else am i meant to interpret this

cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards

Lemony did not, and would not ever, expect any of us to be okay.

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES

ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO