I just lost the GAME

hash browns will be served at my wedding

Spanish fashion designer invents cloths-spray

Rugrats was deep.

I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real

he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart

I’m always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard