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hostile reminder to t*rfs that instead of rbing my posts they should fuck off and touch the third rail

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a dark day for scotland

brood-mother

#unserious country

a dark day for scotland

tenderhooked

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

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persianmom

I think i’m my own dead wife

forever amusing that lovecraftian horror is cool but lovecraft's actual works kind of suck ass

#ive been on a ye olde bookes kind of kick the last couple years and i think only m de sade was a bigger disappointment than lovecraft #bro truly cannot stop being racist for two pages to write an actually interesting story #it was funny for the first few shorts but I ended up dnfing bc good lord what a snooze fest

weepingchoir

This isn’t fucking funny. My father was torn to pieces in the noob wars by a silver rank landmine

contemptible-scoundrel

how does your dad being reduced to freelo protect our guild

omtai

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

kosmogrl

I need something I just don’t know what it is yet

kosmogrl

this has been going on for like 20 years by the way.. I will let you all know when I figure it out

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The older I get the less hearing "omg I thought you were my age!?" from people in their early 20s feels like a compliment.

dungeonmastersconsortium

call me doubting thomas the way I'm about to finger that hole

megabuild

turnipoddity

not me

Tumblr's proclivity to lie about shit it doesn't like both meets and at times exceeds the most chudly of Twitter and Reddit losers, and I think that's beautiful. Just saw a post claiming Odyseus in Nolan's the Odyssey sucks bc he doesn't lie to anyone. This is demonstrably false if you watch even ten minutes of the movie, but OP just said that shit and got a gorillion notes bc people want to believe it. Not a fact check in sight. That's a hustle I can respect. #myreality #ilovelying #nottrue

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bloodlvstfvlz

my transformer sub (consensual roleplay): please we're at actual slagging war i can't drive you to waffle house

me: *spits on the steering wheel and smacks it* cars don't talk autobitch, and i'm driving

transformer sub: *engine revs* please daddy i'll get in trouble daddy

me: you want daddy to put a nickelback cd in your player? huh? is that what you want?

transformer sub: *engine revs harder* no daddy please i'll be a good bot

me: a good what?

transformer sub: a good 2016 kia sorento

angelbabymikaa

it’s a hard job being unfunny and mid but someone has to do it

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