I Protest! I am not a Merry Man!

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

after a lifetime of hearing about aragorn but not reading the books or watching the movies, genuinely nothing could have prepared me for his actual introduction. the hobbits picked this man out of a dumpster. he is a textbook softspoken angst prince and he is covered in dirt and he probably smells so bad. he’s the coolest man alive and is so casual about it. his number one skill is Knowing Where They Are and his number two skill is Having A Horrible Destiny That Torments Him. tolkien got it in one i’m afraid aragorn son of arathorn you are the guy of all time

I am under the influence of angels right now

Me

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

We not even trying no more here

@trinketchick

@lank-sextburg only that <3

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross