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Opening a tarot booster pack i got 4 common Towers and one holographic Death

Wow thats so cool how youre like a hot girl but you say slurs and do coke.... dont tell me youre an anorexic fascist too 😍😍😍 Its gonna be so sad and fucked up when you get cancer and realise u have no one

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

number...

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

the thing about rope-like candy is that i will fantasize that i’m just straight up eating electrical cords

like yes duh i’m anti colonies on the moon wtf does america need to colonize the moon for they aint gon do nothing but evil up there and we know this bc they r already doing evil with majority of the objects they launched into space already u r not living in a comic book u aint going to space u r going to die here do u here me

Boy do I have a book series that began like this...

all u ppl think about is fandoms and fanfic and mediaslop

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings