November

Will be running around as a small creature today from 7:30 am to 12:00 am today. No I'm not telling you which one.

oh, you're invincible, you say? *easily vinces you*

the cosmic horror implications of timeloops are fascinating if you actually stop to think about it. because in order to trap someone in a situation like that you'd either have to reset all of time with each loop, which suggests a staggeringly horrifying scale of power and personal pettiness, or you'd have to isolate an area of effect to keep replaying like a broken record while the rest of time continues around it, posing potentially destructive consequences for the integrity of reality itself if people and things caught in the timeloop fail to show up in the present and effect change outside of it.

also, consider what happens if the timeloop is broken unconventionally, or damaged somehow, allowing its inhabitants to escape without actually satisfying the conditions necessary to close it. would the people inside it find themselves outside the fabric of reality itself? would they be erased from existence? would they branch off into a new timeline that previously never existed but is now rushing to fill the void like water from a burst pipe? would the timeloop continue to exist even though its intended victims no longer inhabited it, forming an exclusion zone that can suck you in and contaminate you with its radioactive decay?

"Is Your Personal Grudge Against One Guy Really Worth Potentially Shattering All Of Reality For", the longest thread in the history of forums, locked by the wizard council after 12,239 pages of heated debate and multiple fatalities

This conjures a mental image of a guy driving down the road, minding his own business, when the cat pops up next to him, he starts screaming, the cat starts screaming.

IS THERE NO HALLOWEEN GOOGLE GAME THIS YEAR??????????????????

THEY SHUT DOWN THE 2018 MULTIPLAYER HALLOWEEN GAME TOO MY LIFE IS FUCKING OVER

PEOPLE STILL PLAYED IT TOO LIKE EVERY YEAR I WOULD PLAY THE 2018 GAME AND HAD NO TROUBLE FILLING A 8 PERSON LOBBY

what’s that noise.

sounds like a graveyard smash

i’m going to check

the……. monsters…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

Literally something out of Scooby Doo

The way she starts screaming again is amazing