O'Malley The Ally Katt

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i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror

I love elephants so much 💕

As if I needed more reasons to love elephants 😩😩

elephants have my heart 

Elephants crying? Shit i almost cried

The GOP doesn’t deserve them.

You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

On one hand bourgeoisie but on the otherhand lesbians flaunting their love in flamboyant, even ostentatious manner

Hell naw that’s in a cemetery that’s the entrance to hell

God I wish that were my grave

that’s the tree from sleepy hollow

Put some brisket in there and a few carrots for Lisa, and you got good eatin.

Harrison Ford eating his mic is still my fav

The fact that Hayden Christiansen is such an absolute klutz is my favorite

how to be cat ally

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.

National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck

actually thought about doing this for a profession..

a whole new meaning to the phrase “boning”