‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

computa make my mutuals have a great day

You can begin this process at any time, regardless of how old you have become.

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

People keep being like “to be clear cyclospora isn’t actually DANGEROUS unless you’re vulnerable”… ok? First of all, millions of people ARE babies, or elderly, or immunocompromised. And secondly. Do YOU want to have diarrhea for weeks?

INFORMATION 👏 IS NOT 👏 FEARMONGERING 👏

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

when everything feels like the movies you bleed just to know youre alive. or so ive heard.