Weird queer gremlin

jack doohan, T-posing in the doorway: Greetings, mick doohan. mick doohan, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Mick: How are you today? Casey: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Nikita : Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Mick: … Nikita : Oh, right. The lying.

Sebastian , looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

James hunt, sweating: Niki Lauda, there’s something I need to ask you- Niki Lauda: Finally! You’re proposing! James hunt: How’d you know? Niki Lauda: James hunt, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Niki Lauda: I even picked it up once.

Charles : Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Carlos : Okay. Charles : And make out during the scary parts. Carlos : Th- Carlos : The scary parts. Carlos : Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Carlos: sees someone doing something stupid Carlos: What an idiot. Carlos: *realizes it's Charles * Carlos: Wait, that's MY idiot!

Sebastian : I'll offer you some friendly advice- Kimi: I don't want your advice. Sebastian : Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

Danny ric: I love you. Max verstappen : How many people have you said that to? Danny ric: Everyone. Max verstappen : What? Danny ric: I told everyone that I love you.

Danny Ric: Why would I flip my shit about that? Max Verstappen : Because you flip your shit about everything. Danny Ric: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.