très cool

So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

maybe i’m just a commie but i think people shouldn’t be at risk of homelessness if they’re in between jobs

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

@that-house this has your vibes

Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises

snoopy goes grocery shopping at . at the snoopermarket

[guy who is trying so hard to not express his suicidal ideation] another day haha. back at it!

well. at least i’m bisexual. it’s like i always say At Least I’m Bisexual