waaaaughh

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

lifehack make ur thesis subject related to ur hyperfixation so u're forced to know even more facts about the thing that drives you insane and yet somehow ur brain doesnt classify it was "useless" or "procrastinating" cause its literally going into ur final thesis and will get u a diploma. lifehack

i have no more lifehacks for after graduation. uuuh get a job in the hyperfixation factory idk

dude im soooo gonna come into my own at the age of 30 #TRUST

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

im awfully pretentious for someone who knows nothing and does nothing. solution is to become someone who knows everything and does everything. because i am not getting off this high horse. im velcroed to the saddle. im fused to the horse.

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy