Nepeta Lejion

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

There’s a follow limit tho…

:33 < i hope mew have a nice wriggling day!

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

reblogging for the story, eeee

spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol

Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders

cute

:## < oh no!

:33 < this is actually what happened

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

fuck, over an hour protip: don’t drink while playing that

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

fuck, over an hour protip: don’t drink while playing that

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:33 < what

:33 < oooooOOOOH!!

DAMARA W)(AT IS T)(IS

I AM EVOLOVIG ITS STARTING RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

:33> youre being kind of silly

reblog if your url represents who you really are