Amazing. Vine was such a gift.

Incredible. I don’t even remember most of these

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

You can pry that trope from my cold dead hands.

A platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?!

:0!

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

*handwrites “asdfghhjkjssjs ily” on your birthday card*

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

cryptid