big tuna

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

i’m not watching mulan (2020) but i’m ready to watch the video essays tearing apart mulan (2020)

listen I can respect that Marina ‘and the Diamonds’ Lambrini Diamandis wrote a song about how bad she wants to fuck and made all the lyrics about fruit and eating and stuff, but I cannot condone her using the lyric ‘I’m your cauliflower’ and expecting it to be considered sexy

I think about this post often

Translation: My kids all like hiding now. I have one kid here… Where’s the rest? *baby voice* Where’s all the children? Where’s all the babies? Everyone’s coming out of their hiding places, guys! Oh fuck! Look at this! Look at these beautiful children!

Imagine telling your poor friend to fib a little on a job application to get some money and then coming back a few months later to find that said friend has permanent massive brain damage, a dead sister, a criminal record, two family members who have murdered people, and a father living in a mansion basement hideout. What a ride

perhaps if y’all had left John Boyega alone he wouldn’t have made fun of you