very clever catchphrase

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

This is a recurring monthly fee also. Not a one time thing.

To the jonker this is just a regular liquid

me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun

Throatzilla

i do this every day on purpose

Her belly is full and her heart unburdened by guilt. Perfect time for a nap.

Pure decadence

Lost in the sauce

that is fucking IMPECCABLE script.

It’s so pretty and so rude and I love it.

What’s the point of learning cursive if you don’t use it to write curse words honestly

I have two. c:

Several. And I’m in college.

I love stuffed animals and I always will with absolutely no shame

have been with the same one since I was a baby. it’s just a head and a body now 2 seperate pieces but I still love her

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

re-blogging again xD

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

wait I always assumed this guy was a girl

Chris is a forest spirit beyond the bounds of mortal gender. Also possibly some kind of stork.

I’m willing to believe that his arms and legs are conscious entities entirely separate from his body

I saw his show live one of the best lines was “I’m not a man or a women, I’m a show pig”