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when people compare the Brontes to Austen it makes me go feral with rage actually.
It's quick it's easy it's free - lying down on top of your bedding in your day clothes and just closing your eyes for a bit then waking up five hours later disoriented and dehydrated
Aha but those five hours are not real time! As is evidenced by the total feeling of unreality after you awake? The 1.4 seconds it takes to fall asleep in this situation however? Very real.
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On some godforsaken whim I actually watched the Netflix Persuasion with Dakota Johnson, and I was genuinely surprised that I didnât completely hate it? I mean itâs not very good and itâs a dreadful adaptation and an enormous disservice to Anne Elliot and Jane Austen, but I didnât hate it. I think that there was the possibility to do a Persuasion along these lines and do it well. I kept thinking about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, but the not zombie parts. Itâs goofy and everything is dialed up to eleven, but itâs still recognizable as a fun, campy take on the story. In its better moments the Netflix Persuasion is the sameâspecifically the supporting characters. I definitely have room in my heart for a Mary Musgrove who says things like âIâm an empath.â Because itâs true to her character! A lot of the supporting cast felt perfectly like themselves, just with this heightened, tongue-in-cheek contemporary styling. I think these kinds of adaptations can work and be fun if done well. Back when they first released trailers for this movie I remember thinking the ânow weâre worse than exes, weâre friendsâ line would actually be perfect for a Clueless-style teen romcom adaptation of Persuasion. After watching the movie I still think thatâa lot of the stupid modernizations actually could have fit just fine in an alternate version of this movie that had a stronger identity and better execution.
The real problem is that this movie fundamentally doesnât understand Anne Elliot, or the main conflict between her and Wentworth. This movie has never even met the real Anne Elliot. Anne is woefully out of character and her and Wentworthâs story is so mishandled that it drags the whole thing down and turns it into an unrecognizably bad adaptation. If they had figured out how to create versions of Anne and Wentworth along the same lines of what they did for characters like Mary, Elizabeth, Sir Walter, and Mr Elliot this could have worked great. This movie knows how to take an accurate read of a character then turn them into a funny, faux-contemporary exaggeration of themselves, it just doesnât do that for Anne and Wentworth.
On the other hand, I think it is worth asking whether a funny, faux-contemporary version of a character like Anne Elliot could even exist. Unlike someone like Elizabeth in Pride & Prejudice & Zombies who has character qualities that can be exaggerated for comedy, Anne is such a reticent, gentle, and internal character that perhaps an exaggeration of her just couldnât be made campy and fun. And if thatâs the case, then they simply shouldnât have attempted a Persuasion with these foundational sensibilities, even if it did give us a perfect Mary Musgrove.

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Overheard a lady at work say âI just eat salsa straight out of the jar as gazpachoâ completely seriously and I feel like thatâs the kind of statement that belongs on tumblr
I wish I could turn off my comprehension of the English language so I could fully enjoy the new Great Gatsby cast recording
I think praying for someone might be the ultimate Get Loved Idiot

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hi Symph!! thank you sooo much for posting the Les Mis audios! if i were to request anything else, I would say Bring Him Home, Stars, One Day More, and/or the Finale! đŤśđť
Bring Him Home had a lot of background noise unfortunately - a plane flew overhead, someoneâs phone rang, the person next to me was eating popcorn⌠but I do have it! Here it is, just bear with me on the audio quality:
John Riddle makes you forget any background noise, though! Iâll also get your other requests uploaded in the morning - I canât possibly deprive you of Jordan Donicaâs âStarsâ!
And some lass would win him over. His nature was loving, and heâd find someone to love.
Look I love Disney movies too, but honestly I am so over the cultural assumption that they are the standard/definitive version of fairy tales
Apparently Iâm in the Rachmaninoff piano concerto no. 2 phase of this quasi breakup.
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Regrettably this is extremely true, and I never fully believe it until Iâve spent significant time away from social media. Iâll be more or less remaining off tumblr at least until Pentecost đ

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the process of going from "no Lent, only Easter >:0" to "maybe Lent will fix me"
2023 Reading List
River Secrets (Books of Bayern #3) - Shannon Hale
Heartless - Marissa Meyer
Persuasion - Jane Austen
Something Fresh - P.G. Wodehouse
The Wolves of Willoughby Chase - Joan Aiken
I, Robot - Isaac Asimov
Queenâs Peril - E.K. Johnston (Note: Star Wars)
The Black Arrow - Robert Louis Stevenson
Crooked House - Agatha Christie
The Darkest Minds - Alexandra Bracken
The Wide Window (A Series of Unfortunate Events #3) - Lemony Snicket
Dragonsinger (Harper Hall Trilogy #2) - Anne McCaffrey
The Thief (Queenâs Thief #1) - Megan Whalen Turner
A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Coraline - Neil Gaimen
Ahsoka - E.K. Johnston (Note: Star Wars)
The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde
The Queen of Attolia (Queenâs Thief #2) - Megan Whalen Turner
The King of Attolia (Queenâs Thief #3) - Megan Whalen Turner
Speaking from Among the Bones (Flavia deLuce #5) - Alan Bradley
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
Day Boy and Night Girl - George MacDonald
The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien (Note: read by Andy Serkis)
A Conspiracy of Kings (Queenâs Thief #4) - Megan Whalen Turner
Rebel Rising - Beth Revis (Note: Star Wars)
Thick as Thieves (Queenâs Thief #5) - Megan Whalen Turner
Return of the Thief (Queenâs Thief #6) - Megan Whalen Turner
The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events #4) - Lemony Snicket
Two Tales from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - Arthur Conan Doyle (Note: The New Catacomb & The Beetle-Hunter)
Moiraâs Pen (Queenâs Thief) - Megan Whalen Turner
The Twelve Dancing Princesses and Other Fairy Tales from the Old French - Arthur Quiller Couch (Note: illustrated by Kay Neilsen)
The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings #1) - J.R.R. Tolkien (Note: fan-made audiobook by Phil Dragash)
The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings #2) - J.R.R. Tolkien (Note: fan-made audiobook by Phil Dragash)
The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings #3) - J.R.R. Tolkien (Note: fan-made audiobook by Phil Dragash)
The Screaming Staircase (Lockwood & Co. #1) - Johnathan Stroud
Partners in Crime (Tommy and Tuppence #2) - Agatha Christie
The Fall of the House of Usher - Edgar Allan Poe
Rebecca - Daphne duMaurier
Dracula - Bram Stoker (Note: Dracula Daily)
Afterworlds - Scott Westerfeld
The Whispering Skull (Lockwood & Co. #2) - Johnathan Stroud
Uneasy Money - P.G. Wodehouse
Renegades (Renegades Trilogy #1) - Marissa Meyer
Archenemies (Renegades Trilogy #2) - Marissa Meyer
Total: 44
Favorites: Persuasion, Queenâs Thief
Honorable Mentions: Lockwood & Co., Something Fresh
Further notes on LOTR: Andy Serkis is great but I thought his Hobbit was just fine, not remarkable. A little disappointing. Phil Dragash never disappoints and I truly think his audiobooks are the ultimate way to experience the trilogy (provided one likes the Peter Jackson movies).