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a criminal

A hero

an artist

ch iken….

And yet its still almost impossible to find the end of the tape

cowards. i can already tell the difference between a house and a car

OVER capacity!!!!! and not one seatbelt in sight….

nut loaf

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

Lmao me

i hate that post that’s like “what you named your stuffed animal as a kid is a personality test” cause the only notably named “stuffed animal” i had as a kid was one of those wretched baby dolls w hard plastic head feet and hands and a soft fabric body and i kept him fully nude at all times and often hurled him across the room just to hear the plastic THOCK against linoleum and his name was Bigfoot Larry so whatever that says about me i don’t wanna know

this actually made me laugh out loud

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

This isn’t even satire anymore