Stoop Kid : Sideshow Act

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Why Does He Do That? [EPUB] and [PDF]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME

This is what college is like

I am simultaneously both of these people.

This whole “seperate the art from the artist” bs has kept such criminals protected from the scrutiny of law. We need to accept that art cannot cover up crimes and that in want of better art, we cannot let criminals do better crimes.

whether or not you like pacific rim, you can’t deny it dropped some of the rawest fucking dialogue ever spoken in cinematic history

“fortune favours the brave”??? “numbers are the closest we get to the handwriting of god”??? “TODAY WE ARE CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE”????? pacrim knew it was extra af and embraced it with open arms

you know why

okay but hear me out, demonic possession would be a really good diagnostic tool. Especially for illnesses like fibromyalgia that are hard to test for and have “subjective” symptoms (like, you can’t externally measure pain and fatigue, and someone who’s had it all their life won’t always know it’s not normal.) You just draw a nice pentagon, set up all the protective candles, and summon a demon into the patient’s body and ask them the sacred Questions Three, which are “okay Demon Todd how bad is it in there,” “where are the main places that hurt more than the last thirty humans you possessed” and “got any wisdom to share?” and then you give Todd a beer and politely excise him from this material plane and start drafting your new treatment plan. 

tell me more of your sorcery hospital. 

it’s actually a diagnostic clinic only because last time they tried an innovative treatment it blew a hole in the ceiling and all the streetlights on Market Street glowed green for two weeks and when that kind of thing happens people with clipboards and crucifixes start to show up and poke around in your cupboards and ask what all the pentagrams are for

FREE HER

FREE HER

yall can make fun of slam poems all you want but I’ve never felt more powerful than listening to women yell about their trauma to strangers

a lot of the difference between people who like slam poetry and people who hate slam poetry is comprised of whether you’ve heard slam poetry used constructively as a platform for the voices of the oppressed and those who would otherwise not have ways to express their emotions, or, alternatively, just heard it used by boring untalented white dudes who want a license to complain about how Smartphones Are Literally The Devil

^An excellent fucking take right here

And all three of them taught me to bomb brown people

this is by far the worst thing i have ever seen in my entire life

war criminals 😍😍😍

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