Unofficial Day Off

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

finally a good fucking shower thought

I’m the kinda person that if you ever meant something to me, I’ll always kinda care for you. Not in a weird way like I haven’t moved on or I’m not over it; but from a distance, I truly wish you happiness. Even if we never speak again, even if I have to cut you off for my own sake, even if time or distance or life circumstances separates us, no matter what happens… I hope you find happiness, peace and success. Even if we never talk again, I’ll always wish that for you.

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

i just want to thank all those who’ve destroyed me into the person i am today

Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I’m supposed to make something of myself :/

You didn’t have to say it with words

Parks and Rec got Men’s Rights Activists exactly right and it was perfect.