franz kafka wanna be

i need akinator.com for diseases and viruses and infections that affect the respiratory system and otherwise

they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good

My pussy can neither be confirmed nor denied

i miss when someone would post an image and then another person would reblog from them with seemingly the same image but there was a lucky luciano hidden in there somewhere. and you spent 5 minutes looking for it. do you remember how we used to play

remember. you can't know things you don't know. you have to find them out. by doing things.

this is a mantra against shame over ignorance btw. like yeah you can and should actively seek out knowledge but you're just still gonna have blind spots and that's okay. you won't know the things you don't know until you know them. you know?

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

my kind of stuff

i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god

What abou t me. Doesnt anyone think i should be at the club

this is incomprehensible, reblog

fuck off it's not a collar it's to hide my decapitation scar. my head will literally fall off if you take it off it's not a sex thing. the decapitation was a sex thing though yeah.

what are some good ways to block out the passage of time. don't say substance abuse

substance abuse