living young and wild and free

I AM SCREAMING!!!!!!!

Clear your mind here

..go on…….

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

i say nothing

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

Thanks

youre welcome

HE DID A GOOD JOB

I’m dead omg this is so funny and cute

lookin 4 tha party

reblog if youd say yes

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

nature is amazing

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk 

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET