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A porcupineās Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THATāS THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLEĀ
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.Ā
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when theyāre excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.Ā
Itās been a long time since Iāve seen this video on my dash, so itās time to bring it back! The information provided above is still correct, and was sourced directly from the zookeeper that takes care of this specific animal.
Giveaway Contest: Thanks to the generosity of @harperperennial, weāre giving away all eight of the brand new, limited edition 2018-19Ā Harper Perennial Olive Editions! And this year, all of the Olives are CLASSICS! <3 Wonāt these look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these books, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on November 10, at which time weāll start a new giveaway. And yes, for the third straight year, Harper Perennial has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Good luck!
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Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God
Sings āif you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,ā then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat
Slugworth/Wilkinson fits the traditional Judaic interpretation of Satan as a loyal angel who serves god by tempting and testing mankind.
Drunk draw something.
iyts a bun&fix
Why the fuck you people rebloged this
PYRO. SELL THIS. YOU WILL BE RICH!!!!!!!!
Art Basel
My new phone wallpaper.
STAHP
Bring it to Sothebyās!!
Now this drawing itās my inspiration XD
I MUST REBLOG THIS.
why are you all liking and rebloging my drunk stuffā¦ā¦.
Because it inspires and deeply moves people :D
I will no longer draw anything, digitally or traditionally. My doodles stain the beauty of the art, and this magnificent masterpiece has shown me the truth I was so blind for my entire life.
I shall go ahead in a journey to rediscover myself artistically, spiritually and mentally. Thank you, noble drunk artist for giving me this sacred epiphany.
fucking hell @rkaoril
@rkaoril
do more @pyrophoricitee
omg no !!
(i ll tell you all the next time i m drunk)
Give the people, what they want! @pyrophoricitee The demand is there!
Iām just inspired! @pyrophoricitee I tried reproduce your art but I couldnāt do it like you! Please tell me how you do your magic!!!!!
I NEED TO REBLOG THIS !!! HAHA @pyrophoricitee YOU INSPIRED THE ENTIRE FANDOM
@yasminoliveira534
WTF YASMIN !!! STAHP !!! REALYY ? xD WHAT ARE YOU ALL THINKING REBLOGING THIS SHIT !!!!!
haha look
im you
@yasminoliveira534 @fuhsazgraffiti @pyrophoricitee
I can not compete with the glorious drawing of pyro or even yasmins and fuhsaās attempt to copy it but⦠I also was inspired!
get out mines better @nekomimiranger jk jk
I know yourās is better @fuhsazgraffiti
It was the first drawing I ever did so of course I am not as good as you or anyone else :D
Iām sorry @nekomimiranger please donāt take me seriously I was just joking because they all look the same IM REALLY SORRY NEKO
@nekomimiranger @fuhsazgraffiti
STAHP ALL FIGHTING THEY ALL LOOK LIKE SHIT
Its no fighting @pyrophoricitee but still. Youār art moved us that it CAN happen, that emotions boil up! You have to understand that what you created is becoming very important to many people!
@fuhsazgraffiti
yeah boi just deal with the fact that youāre the best artist in this fandom @pyrophoricitee we gotta all follow someone HAIL PYRO
GOD SAVE THE KING @pyrophoricitee SHALL HE LEAD US TO THE GOOD PATH OF ART, BOOZE AND LEWDNESS SHALL WE PRAISE THAT FRENCH BUTT
hahaha i had to add mine xD but is not as good as @pyrophoriciteeā or anyone else here butā¦. Ā xD
I couldnāt contain myself of give some color to this masterpiece
Ha ha ha⦠sorry @pyrophoricitee but I need to reblog this!!!! I was sick so Iām updating!!! ššš
@zootopepo *debating on whether or not to temporarily make this my blogās icon*
A humble tribute to @pyrophoricitee!
Ā a E S T H E T I c
ā¦. thanks for your add @judithwilde ⦠if rem see this and do a doodle i ll die from laugher ā¦. you re all crazy. i cant keep up
She better see this @rem289Ā
I was just thinking how to use this background I draw some time agoā¦
OMG THIS HAPPENED @pyrophoricitee !!!!!!
@trashasaurusrex @yasminoliveira534 @pyrophoricitee
@trashasaurusrex we should stop making our drawings! We were humiliated by this fantastic art! I feel like trash!!!!!
hey hey hey im Trash here, donāt worry XD
PYRO REVEALED THEIR TRUE TALENT AND WEāRE ALL HUMILIATED
@andyourteeth @trashasaurusrex @yasminoliveira534 @pyrophoriciteeĀ @spintherella @zootopianewsnetworkĀ @rem289
Small One-Shot inspired by this epic masterpieceā¦
(One-Shot by @alexland)
I had to joinā¦
Jfc it keeps getting better!
hahahah omg! @spintherella youāre awesome.
hmmm how would it look max on that beautiful pyro style?
HAHAHA EVEN @spintherella DID THIS !! IāM IN THE BEST FANDOM EVER !!!! XD HAHAHA awesome one shot @landsec
1000 NOTES!!!!! CONGRATS PYROOOOO @pyrophoricitee
To the best of my sketch ability
I love how many notes this has got! Great work @pyrophoricitee
This post is really inspiring! So hereās my contribution~
EVEN YOUĀ @softlight289 xD
Gawd they are so hawt. Bun and Fix go together like chocolate and my mouth so, I mean, I had to. I HAD TO. āBlog of Sinā; itās in the name! Ā And unf donāt they just make the most perfect Sin? @pyrophoricitee
thank you for this sexy contibution bro, i wouldnt have expect anything less of you
āITāS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!ā A small teacup screamed, covering extra lines with white tape. A face painted in indignation standing before its very own creation. āIt never will be! He canāt be reached! Whatās even the point?!ā Another scream covers the room as splashes of ink splodge onto the line-work. Shards of ceramic chaotically lay on ground like the ink spots on canvas. āAdieu, oh cruel world. Long live Pyro!ā
fin
gods fucking damnits XD
THE DRAAAMA
As you stare into the drunken drawing abyss, the drunken drawing abyss stares back at you.
What have you done, @pyrophoricitee? What have you doneā¦
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THE PHENOMENON IS STILL GOING STRONG
Iām so sorryĀ pyrophoriciteeĀ but I must join in to this XD
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
whoever was the wedding planner, fire him !
hahaha yes fire him XDĀ
I hope iām not too late @pyrophoricitee
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA WONDERFUL WORK @gokhan20 !!!
I m laughing so hard right now xD magnificent
Oh god @gokhan20 this is beautiful xD
PLEASE LET ME JOIN TGIS MAGNIFICENT WAY OF APRECAITING THIS FANTASTIC MASTERPIECE!
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAAH NAMI !!! You too !!! XD
uhhhhā¦. am I late for the party?
Since Chinese New Year is somewhere near, I might as well give it a tryā¦
For the Mandarin character āę°å¹“åæ«ęØā it meansĀ āHappy New Yearā
Inspired by the ALMIGHTYĀ pyrophoriciteeĀ and aĀ calligraphy version of it (which I forgot the artist name, sorryā¦)
Yoooooo the calligraphy ones are awesome!
Was wondering why this is brought up againā¦.
I would love to draw like this masterpiece
DO IT
and hey it s been a Long time! It s still exist tho
LETS POLLUTE YOUR DASHBOARDS
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This post is baaaaaaaaaaaaaack ! XD
hahaha the memories haha
I want to make this law that if you get this on your dash you must reblog for this contains the most glorious collection of art!
sigh. i still have much to learn.
@herewaskendra me too, however I love prologues and I write them too. I notice Stephen King spend a few pages and then some more pages describing the other world or a specific scene Iām using King here b/c I just finish listening to Mr.Mercedes. I wouldnāt be hard on myself and you are an amazing writer- keep writing amazing words.
Iām guilty of overdescribing things. Flowery-language and excess exposition, are my Achilles heels. I admit it.
This actually is a very good, useful article for aspiring writers, though.Ā
actually decent writing advice, for once
every time i listen to āyouāre a mean one mr. grinchā i canāt help but sit there and think āwhat did the grinch do to hurt you?ā because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce iād probably be bitter enough to steal christmas tooĀ
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and āYouāre a Mean One, Mr. Grinchā is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
i fucking love this website
Well okay.
@yihagatheĀ
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What kind of American fuckery is this?!?!?
Iām pretty sure this violates about five different gun safety rules and about a hundred common sense rules.
So yes, itās American
No. All gun safety rules were followed
This is the best kinda safely done american fuckery.
Treat all gun as if they are loaded.Ā Check.
Never point a gun at anything you are not willing to destroy.Ā Check.
Finger off the trigger until you are ready to fire.Ā Check.
Be aware of your target and what is beyond it.Ā Check.
Weāre good here.
Itās not actually known if lemons were made by humans or if they were just natural hybrids of citrons and sour oranges. Apparently itās super common for citrons to fertilize basically anything theyāre near.
great now we gotta kinkshame the fruit
Everything about this post is going in so many directions at onceĀ
@plucky-pomegranate I literally just had this debate with my guyfriends this morning and Iām standing with your gf on this one. Poptarts are not sandwiches you heathen.
a drawing about optimism
I donāt know why but that last line made me laugh really hard
this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time
Gregorian monks singing āBoulevard of Broken Dreams.ā
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUāRE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Why is this a thing that exists?
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
āon the boooooolovarrrd of brooookennnn dreeeemmsssā
I turned this on and at that moment my roommate opened the curtains, and I immediately had this epic video in my head of us cleaning our apartment, and raising a castle around it with hammers and magic.
Iāve introduced so many people to Gregorian: the best way to do it is to slip it into a normal playlist.
ITāS BACK

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A fundamental change to the history of World War II in Marvel Comics
Alright kids, want to know why everyone is dropping every Marvel book like itās hot?
This.
This is why.
Iām not gonna even break it down cus polygon has you covered.
Normally Iām of the policy to ignore books I donāt like and support diverse books I do, and if you choose to keep doing that, go for it man. But I canāt. Not with this. I canāt give Marvel any money at all. Even though I adore some of their titles. I just canāt.
Not until this is gone.Ā
@vaknosh
Iām definitely done with the Netflix shows now too
Seriously @nickspencerly please go fuck yourself raw.
The linked article summarizes Secret Empire #0 so you can know whatās happening in that garbage fire without feeding it your money.
āIn our overview of the lead-up toĀ Secret EmpireĀ yesterday, we talked about how Captain America was created by two Jewish artists who would go on to serve in World War II, and how the change to his character has been called out as being directly disrespectful of their contributions. The events inĀ Secret EmpireĀ #0 double down on that disrespect by not only brazenly altering the intentions of Jack Kirby and Joe Simon, but altering the course of the fictional history of the setting they helped create, for a real war they served in.ā
oh hey, this is a great opportunity to boost Colin Spacetwinksā new essay about Marvel. itās really well researched and has explored a lot of ground (believe it or not this bizarre fixation with pushing their weird fantasy Nazi storyline is just one of many problems the company has right now) and is the biggest proof right now that you donāt need to keep giving this crap your money and support when indie comics and webcomics are right there
On the topic of humans being everyoneās favorite Intergalactic versions Ā of Gonzo the Great: Come on you guys, Iāve seen all the hilarious additions to myĀ āhumans are the friendly onesā post. Weāre basically Steve Irwin meets Gonzo from the Muppets at this point. I love it.Ā
But what if certain species of aliens have Rules for dealing with humans?
Donāt eat their food. If human food passes your lips/beak/membrane/other way of ingesting nutrients, you will never be satisfied with your ration bars again.
Donāt tell them your name. Humans can find you again once they know your name and this can be either life-saving or the absolute worst thing that could happen to you, depending on whether or not they favor you. Better to be on the safe side.
Winning a humanās favor will ensure that a great deal of luck is on your side, but if you anger them, they are wholly capable of wiping out everything you ever cared about. Do not anger them.
If you must anger them, carry a cage of Xāarvizian bloodflies with you, for they resemble Earth mo-skee-toes and the human will avoid them.
This does not always work. Have a last will and testament ready.
Do not let them take you anywhere on your planet that you cannot fly a ship from. Beings who are spirited away to the human kingdom of Aria Fiv-Ti Won rarely return, and those that do are never quite the same.
Basically, humans are like the Fair Folk to some aliens and half of them are scared to death and the others are like alien teenagers who are likeĀ āI dare you to ask a human to take you to Earthā.
We knew about the planet called Earth for centuries before we made contact with its indigenous species, of course. We spent decades studying them from afar.
The first researchers had to fight for years to even get a grant, of course. They kept getting laughed out of the halls. A T-Class Death World that had not only produced sapient life, but a Stage Two civilization? It was a joke, obviously.Ā It had to be a joke.
And then it wasnāt. And we all stopped laughing.Ā Instead, we got very, very nervous.Ā
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