On the topic of humans being everyoneās favorite Intergalactic versions Ā of Gonzo the Great:
Come on you guys, Iāve seen all the hilarious additions to myĀ āhumans are the friendly onesā post. Weāre basically Steve Irwin meets Gonzo from the Muppets at this point. I love it.Ā
But what if certain species of aliens have Rules for dealing with humans?
Donāt eat their food. If human food passes your lips/beak/membrane/other way of ingesting nutrients, you will never be satisfied with your ration bars again.
Donāt tell them your name. Humans can find you again once they know your name and this can be either life-saving or the absolute worst thing that could happen to you, depending on whether or not they favor you. Better to be on the safe side.
Winning a humanās favor will ensure that a great deal of luck is on your side, but if you anger them, they are wholly capable of wiping out everything you ever cared about. Do not anger them.
If you must anger them, carry a cage of Xāarvizian bloodflies with you, for they resemble Earth mo-skee-toes and the human will avoid them.
This does not always work. Have a last will and testament ready.
Do not let them take you anywhere on your planet that you cannot fly a ship from. Beings who are spirited away to the human kingdom of Aria Fiv-Ti Won rarely return, and those that do are never quite the same.
Basically, humans are like the Fair Folk to some aliens and half of them are scared to death and the others are like alien teenagers who are likeĀ āI dare you to ask a human to take you to Earthā.
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