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mutuals i’d casually lay my legs over on the couch

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

you have no idea who you're fucking with. You know the bread bowl? I sucked off the guy who invented it. I sucked him off good and he liked it. You'll never work in this town again

We have this argument every time we go to Olive Garden, can we not just this once?

this is a joke right? this is photoshopped. it looks so fucking goofy there’s no way this actually appeared in a serious high-budget movie, right?

The only way for me to prove this isn’t a joke is to watch it myself and I refuse to do that. I simply have it on good authority it is real.

stop listening to music and start listening to the sounds of nature. the “eagles?”The “rolling stones?” The “beetles?” Come into the beautiful forest with me and you will find all of those things friend…. I promise….If you just believe<3

In the beautiful forest you will also encounter the “mountain goats” and “corn” and “monkeys” and the “killers” and the-what do you mean what was that last one? Nothing haha don’t worry about it…………… <3

something about this bird just unlocked something insane in scientists’ heads

i love you mango i love you peaches i love you raspberries i love you strawberries i love you pineapple

sometimes the media consumes you. unfortunately