Okay Skrep

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?” Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

this is actually so rude and like super gross? like okay i get it hes not the cutest but like why would you compare him to benedict cumberbatch?

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

it’s actually way too common where painters almost drink their paint water

Or actually full out drink it

Or rinse the brush in your drink

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

i am so tired of seeing all of these relatable text posts pasted onto tv show screencaps i need summer to end so some of you dont have the free time to be doing stuff like this anymore

nobody is ever going to love you

GEE, I WONDER WHAT SCREENCAP THIS COMMENT IS GOING TO BE ON

#FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC FUCKERS

When you’re caught up in a really good book…

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life