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Yo this shit is fuckin adorable

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Hey tumblr, please let me reblog ads cos i have no fuckin clue what in the world this has to do with what it’s advertising
I’m waffle
As anyone who’s ever seen my snapchat can agree, i am on the two scoop side of things with my buying habits but then it says the thing about being cute and WHOOPS, there it goes, off to the land of Yeah-definitely-not via the lake of Goodness-me-could you be any more wrong
“With age, you see people fail more. You see yourself fail more. How do you keep that fearlessness of a kid? You keep going. Luckily, I’m not afraid to make a fool of myself.” - Hugh Jackman.
can I just get his whole outfit? like for real, that jacket looks fuckin legit. and that suit? MMM!!!
never let it be said that hugh Jackman isn’t a good looking man and in this outfit? well...
Radio man #1: Alright, let’s get down to the nitty gritty, does it look like I’ve soiled myself?
Mr. Radio guy #2: Well this is something you meantioned off air and now you’ve brought it on the show and I don’t know what to say.
#1: But does it?
#2: I don’t want to talk about something so disgusting.
#1: Does it, though?
#2: Yes, a massive one.
#1: [cackles maniacly]

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From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME
HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED TO SAVE MONEY ON RENT, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL WARM YOUR HEART
5 TIMES YOUR OTP DENIED THEY’VE SECRETLY BEEN IN LOVE FOR YEARS AND ONE TIME THEY DIDN’T. THE REASON WHY WILL SHOCK YOU!
you won’t BELIEVE how many fingers can fit in this barista’s ass!
you won’t believe how many fingers can fit in this barista’s ass
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them: the film industry has really been going downhill lately :/ it’s all sequels and franchises, nothing’s any good-
me:
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had to google it but this is legit a thing on imdb

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In 2018 we refer to donuts as “nut”, examples “hey do you wanna grab a quick nut there’s a new nut shoppe nearby” and “i love a good nut in coffee, i always dunk my nut in the coffee”
i donut think this is a good idea
What’s wrong with it
Idk I could go for some nice nut rn
Please i don’t want to wake up to this
who doesn’t wanna wake up to some nice, fresh nut in the mornin
I sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth
i sure do want to get my morning started with some fresh nut in my mouth
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and I think I've found my favourite post of 2018 so far
I’m every one in this
MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!
WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!
MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!
MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!
It’s back!
Now i know i frickin never make original posts but i feel this is a necessary post to make.
And it’s about Portal. More specifically, Postal 2.
I don’t often get affected by games or films. The last time i can remember being properly affected by anything like that was when i was like 7 and i was watching Land Before Time.
But after having finished Portal 2, i can safely say that i was almost moved to tears by the end. Cara Mia Addio is such an amazing song to leave it off on and I legitimately feel like i won’t be able to think about anything else for the next week and a half or so.
I’ve never been motivated to 100% a game before but now? This is definitely getting completed. I don’t think i’d be able to live with myself having not completed such an amazing game.
And if you haven’t played Portal or Portal 2, I can’t reccommend it enough. The characters are brilliant, the story is amazing, the gameplay is wonderful and I really can’t think of any major criticisms whatsoever.
TL;DR: I love the Portal franchise and so will you.
I also love *postal* 2. Much better than *postal*. So many more packages to deliver
I have no clue what you’re on about.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
You were saying?
Y’know, here i was, thinking i could make a nice post stating my new found love for this game and here you come with your fancy ‘correct spellings’ to ruin all my fun.
Now if you’ll excuse me, i’m going to go and make a mod that replaces every ‘portal’ with ‘postal’ just to spite your grammatically correct ass.
I’m just poking fun dood. I’m actually pretty impressed with your description and may one day buy portal and portal 2. From your description they sound like fun games. So thanks, I think
I know, my dude, dw, i entirely understand that it’s all fun and games and whatnot, i just got a little carried away, i guess
Now i know i frickin never make original posts but i feel this is a necessary post to make.
And it’s about Portal. More specifically, Postal 2.
I don’t often get affected by games or films. The last time i can remember being properly affected by anything like that was when i was like 7 and i was watching Land Before Time.
But after having finished Portal 2, i can safely say that i was almost moved to tears by the end. Cara Mia Addio is such an amazing song to leave it off on and I legitimately feel like i won’t be able to think about anything else for the next week and a half or so.
I’ve never been motivated to 100% a game before but now? This is definitely getting completed. I don’t think i’d be able to live with myself having not completed such an amazing game.
And if you haven’t played Portal or Portal 2, I can’t reccommend it enough. The characters are brilliant, the story is amazing, the gameplay is wonderful and I really can’t think of any major criticisms whatsoever.
TL;DR: I love the Portal franchise and so will you.
I also love *postal* 2. Much better than *postal*. So many more packages to deliver
I have no clue what you’re on about.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
You were saying?
Y’know, here i was, thinking i could make a nice post stating my new found love for this game and here you come with your fancy ‘correct spellings’ to ruin all my fun.
Now if you’ll excuse me, i’m going to go and make a mod that replaces every ‘portal’ with ‘postal’ just to spite your grammatically correct ass.
Now i know i frickin never make original posts but i feel this is a necessary post to make.
And it’s about Portal. More specifically, Postal 2.
I don’t often get affected by games or films. The last time i can remember being properly affected by anything like that was when i was like 7 and i was watching Land Before Time.
But after having finished Portal 2, i can safely say that i was almost moved to tears by the end. Cara Mia Addio is such an amazing song to leave it off on and I legitimately feel like i won’t be able to think about anything else for the next week and a half or so.
I’ve never been motivated to 100% a game before but now? This is definitely getting completed. I don’t think i’d be able to live with myself having not completed such an amazing game.
And if you haven’t played Portal or Portal 2, I can’t reccommend it enough. The characters are brilliant, the story is amazing, the gameplay is wonderful and I really can’t think of any major criticisms whatsoever.
TL;DR: I love the Portal franchise and so will you.
I also love *postal* 2. Much better than *postal*. So many more packages to deliver
I have no clue what you’re on about.
Pics or it didn’t happen.

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Now i know i frickin never make original posts but i feel this is a necessary post to make.
And it’s about Portal. More specifically, Portal 2.
I don’t often get affected by games or films. The last time i can remember being properly affected by anything like that was when i was like 7 and i was watching Land Before Time.
But after having finished Portal 2, i can safely say that i was almost moved to tears by the end. Cara Mia Addio is such an amazing song to leave it off on and I legitimately feel like i won’t be able to think about anything else for the next week and a half or so.
I’ve never been motivated to 100% a game before but now? This is definitely getting completed. I don’t think i’d be able to live with myself having not completed such an amazing game.
And if you haven’t played Portal or Portal 2, I can’t reccommend it enough. The characters are brilliant, the story is amazing, the gameplay is wonderful and I really can’t think of any major criticisms whatsoever.
TL;DR: I love the Portal franchise and so will you.
Because I’ve lost control of my life