Hi there.

Ooo woah oh oooooh woaaaah

I just made some BULLLLLLSHITTTTT!!!!!!

Do you same the was, as it ever was.??? Sameeeeee

Omggggg I get it. it’s pride month and y’all are gay

VUH VUH VOICECLAIM. If I were truly free I’d make six sound like the insect typewriter from naked lunch movie or g man but alas they just sound like me to make it easier. Though I do love to imagine them with either one of those voices. It’s like a head-cannon except she is literally my oc so I could just make it canon.

reblogs were off

Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.

I’d like to think if you could turn those grooves into sound, you’d hear high-pitched toddler laughter and the prehistoric equivalent of “Wheeeeeeee!!!”

resurrecting her from the dead (she was never dead)

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