Laughter? In This Economy?

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

Because of how bad the post is

Not RFK Jr trying to convince us that the (optional) added sugar in Dunkin coffee is somehow the biggest health problem facing our country while ignoring a measles outbreak, a TB outbreak, and the bird flu ... bro that brain worm never really left huh

Didn’t he literally just make Coca-cola put sugar back in their drinks?

The number of people on TikTok who seem to have legitimately bought into the theory (originally started by QAnon, I believe) that high-profile politicians and celebrities are eating children or drinking blood is concerning. Please read a books. Any book

My favorite part of that conspiracy theory is that the blood is allegedly drunk to stay young and like none of the accused look remotely young :/ it’s not even working

True shoutout to Joaquin Castro and Jasmine Crockett who went to that detention center and made sure Liam got home to Minnesota; you can call it a publicity move but they did not have to do that. They went out of their way to check on the family, report the conditions they were living in, and make sure Liam and his father were promptly released once they had the court order and put on a plane and safely sent home. That's what elected Democrats should be doing. (Even if it's not enough, it's better than the literally nothing Chuck Schumer is doing rn)