reckless

Oh, sorry. I just can't contain the beast sometimes, you know how it is.

Are you kidding me? It’s not even ten o’clock in the morning. That’s just a little crazy, don’t you think? I want to go back to bed, not become a fucking alcoholic, thank you very much.

It's five o'clock somewhere. One drink won't make you an alcoholic, Scrooge.

No; it’s fucking cold, and I just wanna go back to bed, and watch the Notebook, and enjoy the rest of my Sunday. Not be stuck here with you. No offense.

Wait, wait. Remember when we were friends... I think it may have been like two days ago?

Since when is there a cap on how much fun we're allowed to have?

Well it’s quite fun isn’t it? Apart from the thing that we can actually be at home right now… Wait, Are you drunk? 

Well home's boring. Who wants to waste a good buzz at home? What? No... I'm not drunk. I'm just happy.

Your confidence is giving me higher expectations, I hope you know that.

Lucky for you I can deliver.

How about here and now? Or is that too soon? Do you need to prep yourself?

Natural talent like the kind I possess does not need time to prepare.

Ehh, I wouldn’t doubt that. Depends on who you run into —- people can be really fucking harmful, you know. Hah, you kidding, eh? I’ve always dreamt of knowing the Amazon forest. 

I think the Amazon has all kinds of crazy shit though, like weird species that no one's ever heard of. The kind that can kill you without you even knowing it?

Then maybe you should start proving yourself, or I’ll be gone before you know it.

Like I said, tell me when and where.

Oh please, you should already know how harsh I can get, but don’t worry I’m not ditching you. At least not yet.

You can't ditch me before I even have a chance to prove myself, that's just not fair.

Do you think jungle animals are more harmless than the people in this city though? I guess maybe it depends which jungle... I probably wouldn't recommend the Amazon.