::Poppy Georges::

And you’re just so damn pushy.

I am not. Pushy. Don't be rude.Besides, if anything i'm simply motivated. I get things done. I don't slack.  

Now I’m just convinced that you’ve gone crazy because I haven’t said anything negative about you. I think the kids could honestly care less when it comes to what we look like. They’re just here for the gifts. Absolutely not. A mere two seconds ago you said, and I quote, “damn, then just don’t wear the hat.” You can’t take that back nor would I wear it even if you could. Move on.

You're just so damn stubborn. 

I’m not? I’ve also never once tried making this day about me. Nice try attempting to make me look like the bad guy, though. If you spent half as much time interacting with these kids as you have spent hanging around me, maybe you could have found a little child to give it to.

Nu-uh, you aren't turning this around on me. I don't have to find a kid to give my hat to, because I'm actually nice and am willing to wear some tights and pointy shoes for a bunch of wonderful smiling -- a little under appreciative -- kids. ------- Just whatever. Wear the hat, and i'll buy you lunch. Please. 

You know what I meant, Poppy. I’m honestly not in a bad mood, I just don’t want to wear your fucking hat. I’d be more than content standing in the corner handing out candy canes or something simple; anything to make the day go faster.

Damn, then just don't wear the hat. Go give it to some kid and make his day by giving him/hr an elf hat or something. I don't know? Just stop moaning because if you haven't noticed -- it's not actually about you.  

Oh, for fuck’s sake — There’s no such thing as Santa. These kids should learn that now as opposed to realizing their childhood was a lie later on in life. In fact, I’m  actually doing them a favor by not giving in to this stupid crap and by not feeding them lies.

Thank you, for informing me about the fact Santa isn't real. I've been contemplating his existence for awhile, now. Besides, Santa, isn't even about that. He's simply hope. But, go ahead, be in a bad mood. It really only affects how your day goes, in the end. 

Fine, don't wear it. Just know, these kids are wanting a genuine North Pole type experience and you not wearing the hat is throwing the mojo way off. You should feel ashamed, Levi. Terrible. 

Since when is there a cap on how much fun we’re allowed to have?

Yes, the costumes are absolutely horrible. But it’s fun doing something for the kids. 

Exactly, it's the only thing keeping me sane; knowing they need this more than I need my sanity today. Every kid needs to meet Santa, at least once, in their life. It's like a right of passage. 

Why do gifts have to be so expensive? If only Black Friday wasn’t such a violent venue, it would’ve helped loads.

I seriously spent my saturday in school because I got detention for smoking a cigarette in class, biggest BS ever to be honest.

Okay, yes i definitely would rather do something else right now, but this can’t be that bad right? We are doing something good, i guess?

I mean, i'd rather not look like Christmas vomit, but at least, it's for kids. That's the only up side to having bells on my shoes and ears pointer than a pen.