Justin Davids

   “ agree to disagree . i’m smart and amazing and you’re in DENIAL . ”  she shook her head .  “ too hot ?  so what are you into cyrotherapy where you could literally freeze your balls off?  -     -  if you’re getting bored in a bath tub then you’re really not doing it right . ”

“No, I rather disagree with you too be honest.” He told her. “I just don’t like baths. Your skin gets al wrinkley and I just lay there around all the time. I much rather get a quick shower.”

   “ you’re damn right i am and you’re going to listen and think  ‘ wow ,  sam . you’re right .  you’re so fucking smart . ’  and i’ll just smile and say  ‘ yes ,  yes i am . ’  -   -  but for starters ,  B A T H S . a hot bath is soul cleansing . ”

“Well, let me just say that I can’t agree with any of what you are saying right now.” He said. “First, I most likely won’t be thinking that. And second,taking a bath is absolutely no better then a blowjob. Way to hot and you get too damn bored in there.”

    “or you could just start ordering from another place with competent workers. if you’re a regular they may end up calling you to ask if you’re okay, though…”

“Well I can expect that they have competent workers everywhere right??. And how the fuck would I know if there are any competent workers. I just want pizza honestly” He laughed.

    her shoulders shrugged ,  having been told that several times in the past .  ‘ so a blowjob is all it takes to get you to shut up about math ?  why didn’t you mention that E A R L I E R? ’   blowing a bubble ,  she raised a finger pointedly . ‘ but you KNOW ,  i could name about a dozen things better than a blowjob . ’

“Yeah, i’m sure you can.” He told her. “And I’m pretty sure you are dying to tell me all of those things, aren’t you?”

    “maybe if you get him again and he fails at counting again, do it then? maybe he was just havin’ an off day or somethin’.”

“I will absolutely do it myself next time.” He stated.

“Or get someone who knows how to count and give back the right change to you.” she said. “it’s just pizza get over it already you have to warm up left overs when you want more pizza.”

“That’s my point, they shouldn’t have hired him in the first place.” he stated. “Yeah well you’re still not supposed to warm it up for the first time, right.”

“yeah, that could be it too. either way is it really that big of a deal?”

“It is when I had to reheat the freaking pizza.”

    her shoulders shrugged as she returned it to her pocket .  ‘ are you saying crunching numbers doesn’t tickle your pickle ?  doesn’t excite your little guy down there ? then why even LIKE it ,  is my question . ’

“Okay, this conversation turned weird really fast.” He said bluntly. “If you would like me to say that I love math then yeah ofcourse. But that it’s better then a blowjb. No not so much.” He laughed.

    “well, yeah, he should.” he agreed, shrugging. “i’d do it if i weren’t so damned lazy. you can always tell if people get told on a lot by the way their managers respond. they always seem infinitely more annoyed if it’s a frequent issue.”

“Well it would make for a funny situation I guess to tell on the guy. But yeah not really bothered to do anything, really.”

“Sadly, I still can’t seem to find a sugar daddy or mommy to save me from this job.” And considering that she has to pay over a hundred grand for her father’s debt, she might as well be an escort or something. “We do have a open stage night, why don’t you try and sign up on that.” She laughed, already imagining him like one of those magic mike movies. “Ugh.” She begrudgingly stood up. She didn’t want to leave, given that she was comfortable on his couch but if Justin wanted her out of his place, she was not gonna complain if there’s food involve. “I want a burger, you’re paying.”

“Yeah I think I will pass at the moment.  But thanks for the offer.” He joked. He wasn’t sure if he needed to feel sorry for the girl, but instead he tried to cheer her up a bit. He stood up with her. “Alright, since you asked so nicely.”

“math isn’t everybody’s strong suit, or maybe he was havin’ a bad day? plus, we rely so much on calculators that basic math can be a foreign concept.”

“Well I’m convinced you still need math in a lot of situations. Like giving tips and giving change back. Seriously you look stupid if you use a calculator for that stuff.”

“No it’s really not that hard to so math and give back the right amount of change to you, you getting your pizza is the bright side here.”

“Right. Next time I will just count it out for him.” He concluded. “Just to make sure that my pizza won’t get cold again. Seriously though, I had to warm up my pizza again because of that dude. Takes away all of the glory of just getting the food delivered and not having to step into your kitchen at all.”