BackOnMyBullshit

◻️ Minding my own business

✅ Whatever I want

I was a weirdo nerd in HS, but also an angry jock, but a tiny one...... So, my friends reached across the spectrum....

There I was, at my neighbours' party that got busted up by the cops (USA! Baby!) I think I was 16, so probably 2009ish. I didn't drink att, so was legit asleep, in the spare room.... probably the youngest person there, almost everyone else was 18-22. ---- some over 18yo idiot jumped in bed with me, with his hat and shoes on when the cops showed up.

So, this cop wakes me up rude as shit: "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU CAN ACT BETTER THAN YOUR FRIENDS, GET THE FUCK UP!"

It's dark as shit, I kinda forgot where I was, & I'm already thoroughly traumatized by my mother's fucking cop friends already. Instantly in a panic, trying to find my glasses and wallet -- he yanks me up by my armpit & drags me to the kitchen.

70% of the people there were football players or on wrestling team w/me & immediately got AGGRESSIVE AS SHIT towards these cops, one of which was walking around with a fucking rifle, for some reason?

The cop yanking on my armpit had hurt a lot, but between being startled awake and my cop-trauma, my chest was starting to tighten, it was hard to breathe, eyes wide like a hare, I clutched for my bestie a couple feet away from where I was deposited. O/c cops threatened to cuff me about it

A WALL OF MEAT FORMED AROUND ME

"The fuck is wrong with you?" "That kid's got a fucking heart condition!" "You gonna shoot a bunch of kids?" "Touch them again and my dad will sue you!"

She is a full 6 lb of sass, but.... Really?

Please, for the future of society.... give us the furry fuck fox.... Or just keep up the good work.

They shut up until they can think of a way to spin it & that gives you at least 30 mins of peace.

Or, they immediately start arguing which gives you another 10 mins of ranting to show them later, hopefully affording you 30 mins of peace...