BackOnMyBullshit

◻️ Minding my own business

✅ Whatever I want

And the sun starts to glint at 6am.

As someone that's grown up in broiling heat my whole life: your body/brain is never ready for it!

The science of it is actually fairly interesting, but chances are you're overheated, dehydrated, and losing nutrients faster than your body wants to consume them.

This fucks up brain chemistry; it's not just you! This might be why it's called "red-hot rage", honestly... idk. Here, we used to call it "getting cooked" but now it's "scorched", apparently...?

You keep the 1st, I'll take the 5th.

[guy called a bunch of kids niglets then got SWIFTLY arrested, with like 4 huge burn marks on his chest]

Anyone celebrating that shit can catch me by the grill, surrounded by brown + gay folks! I I gotta plate for you....

Too bad it's gonna be surgical grade and screwed to your skull... Come up talking to me like that.

Updates: we've seen your complaints and they're weak AF ;; made everything worse because y'all need to up your hate-mail game.

Sincerely,

American Government

And, *shocker* this doesn't apply to his daughter, or his politics!

He's a Cuban immigrant & loves that his mom was a [legit AF] revolutionary... cool with gays, but gets weird about pride month... Mostly liberal, from what I've seen.... just TOTALLY wrapped up in the MAGA propaganda, imo.

Hella crazy to watch him bitch about Republicans, while his mom and I are like "this is dictator shit" & he is like "no, they're not EVIL, just bad at their jobs!"

Idgaf who you are or what your deal is, I'm here for you.

As someone who's lost too many friends to the bang-booms, both here and elsewhere..... Don't make me haunt you...