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◻️ Minding my own business

✅ Whatever I want

✅ Your mom

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It's so crazy how your first amendment rights make my nerve damage act up. I told everyone to stand back from the grill!

You keep the 1st, I'll take the 5th.

[guy called a bunch of kids niglets then got SWIFTLY arrested, with like 4 huge burn marks on his chest]

Finally, going to the truck for my nap. Mfkrs should have believed me when I said I was done-done 4 hours ago.

#fuck them

Is today nazi-pride day?

Anyone celebrating that shit can catch me by the grill, surrounded by brown + gay folks! I I gotta plate for you....

Too bad it's gonna be surgical grade and screwed to your skull... Come up talking to me like that.

If a spade is a spade, we must be playing pinochle, cuz you're running out of Trump suits.

#I got a knife in one hand and fire in the other... is this really the time?#fucking hate this place #I hate the boom-bangs #let me sleep

lakevida

whats the worst game on your phone

ohthisisgonnasuck

Pokemon GO

#kmn #it's still fun

America 2.50. 6.4547.86/all

Updates: we've seen your complaints and they're weak AF, made everything worse because y'all need to up your hate-mail game.

Sincerely,

American Government

[please forward all replies to Virgin Islands, co Little St. James, you know which house.]

#tired of teen ticklers #gonna find your new pedo meadow and plant some of my own flowers #I blame orange man for crimes he wishes he could've committed.... like a poorly executed D&D one-shot

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I know some guy who loves to say "50 'no's and a 'yes' still means 'yes'."

And, *shocker* this doesn't apply to his daughter, or his politics!

He's a Cuban immigrant & loves that his mom was a [legit AF] revolutionary... cool with gays, but gets weird about pride month... Mostly liberal, from what I've seen.... just TOTALLY wrapped up in the MAGA propaganda, imo.

Hella crazy to watch him bitch about Republicans, while his mom and I are like "this is dictator shit" & he is like "no, they're not EVIL, just bad at their jobs!"

Almost brought up the Epstein files, but tbh I didn't wanna upset [arson-lady] considering she set her 2nd husband on fire for attempting to molest my friend 20yrs ago.

#wow #wtf is this place?#can she light her son on fire too? just a lil

Happy summer bang-boom to all my USA-based PTSD mfkrs.

Idgaf who you are or what your deal is, I'm here for you.

As someone who's lost too many friends to the bang-booms, both here and elsewhere..... Don't make me haunt you...

Yeah, you read that right;;; my meat-suit won't be letting your soul RIP, b/c now you're added to the weekly prayer -- this is how I torment my friends, in their afterlife.

#kys and have OTIGS to deal with #rip Sean AF #rip gayT #rip white-tevin #rip black-tevin #rip gene #rip plural whale #rip Paul waul #rip captain baby #rip hoagie #rip Gramma #rip stay-woke-lil-nig #rip Liz #rip Shannamma #rip patty #ll&p to everyone left

Bruh, I've been married 15 years and haven't spoken to my spouse face-to-face in nearly 8 of them.

Fuck the two-fiddy, I got a one-five....

#still hate explosives

Once again, pornhub knows your deepest desires....

#I guess y'all do gay porn this time of year as some sort of lil treat....?

wandringaesthetic

@ominous-signs

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

ominous-signs

Official ominous billboard

ohthisisgonnasuck

Finally, some multimillion dollar honesty...

#I'm lying

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MAga is out in full force, so it's psychological warfare time on people that can't understand "ai don't like fireworks".

#the u s of a

One of the places I stay is barely within smelling distance of 4 fast food places, and a BBQ spot....

I almost never eat fast food, esp McDs, but it smells like McNuggets today & I'm weak. ☠️

#I'm mcfuckin hungry

tamamita

final boss dialogue

dodgeandburnt

Lmao hahahahahaha this shit writes itself holy fucking shit

Please go be bi in any country where the predominant language is Arabic you fucking hypocrite. Any person who read the Quran and didn’t realize it was a permission slip to murder, rape, enslave and oppress is a total retard. Sorry your brain doesn’t work! Leave the USA asap

No one wants you here

tamamita

I'm tamamita

magicalastronomies

she's literally tamamita

maidthings

i wish the world was kinder to women

afurioushawk

prismatic-bell

These fuckers really have the memory of gnats, don't they?

ohthisisgonnasuck

Democrat: makes a difference for the average person.

The legacy politicians from both sides:

#not the right gif but fuck it #love when that happens #revolution starts with someone proving it's possible

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overflowchute

"it's actually a myth that snapping turtles can bite off your finger." *a few sentences later* "well, to be clear, i mean the species named the snapping turtle. the ALLIGATOR snapping turtle is their relative and there are 3 confirmed cases of them biting off fingers" i see

overflowchute

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ohthisisgonnasuck

Snapping turtles and tortoises are scary AF in general, compared to what most people normally would interact with.

Anyway ;;; alligator snapping turtles can get massive, have a GNARLY beak, longer neck + tail than you think, ARMOUR PLATING, & did I mention they're pretty swift?

If you're not used to noticing them, the way they sit IN the water resembles an actual alligator... But they pull up on a log, to sun, next to softshell (snappers) & sliders, just like any other neat little shell-fella!

They're hangry, but not for your leafy greens; act accordingly!?

#saw one of these fuckers carrying a dead cottonmouth across the road once #healthy respect for nature

8nin

I water you, you water me; we grow together.

#how my ex tried to get me into “watersports”

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