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it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

Wet Beast Wednesday

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

that one rihanna ig post with Mine’s Bigger Than Yours written in the background w the caption My dick AND my forehead! is like poetry to me

Cam on ingeeeland score some fakibg goals

claims to be pro jared

Projared moments after marriage

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.