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[ID 1: An instagram post by @/todayyearsold that reads "OpenAI is rapidly losing money and is projected to lose $14 billion in 2026 alone. If they can't get another round of funding, OpenAI could run out of money as soon as 2027." The post has two images: one of a person looking into an empty wallet and then ChatGPT's logo is there too. Underneath the post is a reply by someone with a cropped username that reads "why don't they ask chatgpt what to do" /end ID 1]

roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

WORLD PEACE HAS BEEN RESTORED

Some time ago (I think in 2021) I had to go see a neurologist over really scary symptoms that resembled seizures. I was a nervous wreck about what I was feeling and had barely slept all week, which seemed to be apparent to the doc’s assistant when I sat down in the exam room for questioning or whatever. Dude was pretty young and soft spoken, around my age. He was laser focused doing something on one of those tablet-laptop Surface things as I spoke, presumably writing down my symptoms.