Effloresce

sometimes u just gotta do things because 12 y/o you would think you’re literally the coolest for doing those things

am i your biggest tumblr crush? yes or yes?

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

People can only meet you as deeply as they’ve met themselves and if you carry a lot of depth and have the inner world of an ocean it will feel like drowning to anyone who’s never left the shore.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.